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Daddy, how was I born • Ian
The little boy asked his father - Daddy, how was I born?
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! So here goes.
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.
Then I set up a date via a-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male! AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVERAFTER HE HE HE:)